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Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6633
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

sg2.minerhost.online:2032

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	8910	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	199
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, Faust, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3610	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	106	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	4491
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6018	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.