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Kekistan Minecraft SMP Land

Army, controversial opinions, extremism, extremist groups, funding, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Invasion, Kekistan, Land, Military Funding, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Political unrest, radical ideologies, smp, Syria, third world, US, War Tactics, world politics

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1278	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in world domination through blocky warfare! Join us as we gather our army of pixelated warriors and conquer lands like never before. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic battles in the virtual realm?

Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.

So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!

DorfCraft

Adventure, balance, classic, Community, DorfCraft, Economy, extensions, Fun, Gaming, Helpful, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to DorfCraft – your new adventure awaits! Are you looking for a server that offers the perfect balance between classic vanilla feel and helpful extensions? Then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is more than just a place to play – it creates a small, welcoming community where everyone is welcome.

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PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the fun with our crazy crew of characters! From Lia the Ashelia to Utatane the Nasa, we’ve got a lineup that’s more stacked than a tower of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to witness epic battles between Hakushika Iori and Fujikura Uruka as they fight for the title of Minecraft Master. And don’t forget about Shisui Michiru, who’s known for building the most jaw-dropping structures this side of the End Portal.

Need a break from all the action? Hang out with Pipkin Pippa and Tenma Maemi for some chill vibes and hilarious antics. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of surviving a night in the wild with Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

With so many characters to choose from, like Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Epic Elin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

COOLDOWN, Crafty, Elin, Elins, Epic, forum behavior, forum etiquette, Gaming Community, gaming community rules, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming forum, hot new game, hot presence, Minecraft, mmorpg, New thread., online etiquette, online gaming, Server, thread creation., thread management, thread moderation, V, video game forum

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Emeralds Found:	3039	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server has such a hot /v/ presence that even the creepers are posting memes in the chat. And get this – there’s a cooldown to make a new thread in our forums, but none of you do it because you’re all too busy building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to mine diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

Android Apps, carrier variants, creeper, CRG, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checker, Gang, general, iPhone, Minecraft, open source, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, rave, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, upcoming models

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2777
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CloudMC Lifesteal

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, custom events, Domination, Intense battles, Journey, lag-free performance, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, Perks, powerful servers, PvP, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: PvP, unique items, Vibrant Community, warrior

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

**CloudMC – Your Ultimate Lifesteal Adventure!**

Welcome to **CloudMC**, the ultimate destination for Minecraft adventurers! Dive into our **Lifesteal server**, where every fight matters and every heart counts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form alliances, and dominate the leaderboards as you steal hearts and rise to the top.

But that’s not all – CloudMC is packed with **exciting features** to keep the gameplay fresh and fun: Custom events and challenges Unique items and perks A vibrant community of players Lag-free performance on our powerful servers

Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or just starting your journey, CloudMC has something for everyone. Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Crafty Advice Minecraft Server

advice, child support, cousin, Crafty, Cultural differences, family, family dynamics, Gypsy, hit on, international travel, legal implications, long lost relatives, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, POL, relationship, Romania, Server, single father, States, taboo, Visit

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family tree? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like my love life. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging child support while exploring a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love with a distant cousin from Romania – after all, stranger things have happened in my family! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Hell of a Minecraft SMP Life

A, ai, Assistant, comma separated, description, Generate, Hell, hell of a life, It’s, its a hell of a life, keyword, Life, list, long tail tag, Minecraft, phrase, smp, Tag, tags, up to 20

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2341
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7021
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of ruthless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Chicken Whisperer.” Rumor has it that this mysterious figure can communicate with chickens telepathically and has an army of feathered friends at their beck and call.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” a structure built entirely out of TNT that players must cross to reach the other side. Will you make it across unscathed, or will you fall victim to a fiery explosion?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

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