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Land Respect Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	104
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3030	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Farms Harvested:	764

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1848	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	192	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

blocky, employee engagement, employee relations, Fun, HR, hr department, HR duties, HR functions, HR practices, HR professionals, HR responsibilities, HR role, HR services, HR strategies, hr team, Human Capital, human Resources, Land, organizational development, people management, talent management, workforce management, workplace culture

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!