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Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1537	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Towns Built:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Void Armor Forged:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	3207	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mines Excavated:	4354	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6533	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Luke Look Server

confusion, English, homophones, Language, language learning, language pronunciation., linguistics, look, luke, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, pronunciation guide, pronunciation patterns, pronunciation rules, Server, SIMILAR, Sound, Speech, Spelling, Words

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

adaptation, Ancestor, Ancient, asian, Australia, canines, CARNIVORES, Dingoes, Dog-Like Ancestor, doglike, east, East Asian, Evolution, evolved, fossil record, genetic study, genetics, Migration, natural history, Origin, research, species, study, StudyCraft, wildlife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

BlockyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	109
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!