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MineTimeMachine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	3292
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crops Grown:	6042	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	5416
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	2301	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Potions Brewed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!