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Quack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge: hugging a duck until it explodes! That’s right, we have a special event where players have to show their love for our feathered friends by giving them a big ol’ squeeze. The duck will either explode into a shower of feathers or turn into a magical unicorn, who knows? Join us for this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to hug the duck of destiny!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Lagoon, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil sheep warriors. Will you emerge victorious or be trampled by the fluffy hooves of justice? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cave of Confusion, where the walls shift and change at will. Will you find treasure or get lost in a maze of madness? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of duck hugging, llama riding, and cave exploring. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to A Very Sonic Christmas. But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and a Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our milestone pastebin will guide you through all the epic moments in Sonic history, while our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet will have you playing the best Sonic games out there. And don’t forget to check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic and experience the chaos and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our server! So grab your rings and dash on over to The Sonic the Hedgehog General – where the fun never stops!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

better than, Characters, classic, comparison, debate, fan favorite, FANTASY, Final Fantasy IX, final fantasy vii, gameplay, Gaming Community, graphics, iconic, literally vivi, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, reasons, RPG, Server, Storyline, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Farms Harvested:	185	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8209
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3877	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!