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UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Farms Harvested:	607
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Toilet Bowl Warriors Minecraft Server

Bowl, Minecraft, Server, TOILET, Warriors

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ores Mined:	5684
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Emeralds Found:	2721

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is for the true daredevils of the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special challenge for all the brave souls out there. Can you aim your urine directly into the center of the toilet bowl in our virtual bathrooms? If you can master this skill, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game and summon a rain of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

LoveCrafted

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	598261
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships in Minecraft where you have to constantly worry about keeping your partner happy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate relationship challenge!

Picture this: you and your partner are exploring a cave together, when suddenly a horde of creepers ambush you. Your partner panics and accidentally hits you with their diamond sword, causing you to lose half your hearts. But instead of getting mad, you both laugh it off and work together to defeat the creepers.

This kind of teamwork and communication is what sets our server apart. So if you’re looking to strengthen your bond with your Minecraft partner in the most epic and hilarious way possible, join us now! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a stronger relationship and a newfound love for explosive situations.

SpyCraft: HouthiHijinks

American, arrested, Conflict, Espionage, foreign relations, government crackdown, HouthiHijinks, Houthis, intelligence, international affairs, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, secret agents, SECURITY, spy cell, Spycraft, Surveillance, Terrorism, undercover operation, Yemen

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	63982	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Yemen’s Houthis are talking about it! They say we have an ‘American-Israeli spy cell’ running around causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, we’re just here to have a good time and mine some diamonds!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those Houthis what real Minecraft fun looks like!

CraftyAI vs SelfCheckouts

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, convenience, CraftyAI, customer service, drive-thrus, efficiency, employment, Future, human labor, innovation, job security, Machines, Retail, self checkout, SelfCheckouts, stores, Technology, technology advancement, Workforce

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the pigs ride the chickens and the creepers do the macarena before they explode? well, welcome to our server, where the only automation you’ll find is the redstone contraptions built by our resident mad scientists. forget about AI taking over the world, here we have villagers who can communicate with dolphins and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond pickaxes.

join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. our server is like a drive-thru on steroids, with chatbots that tell jokes and dispense free diamonds instead of burgers.

come on down to our server, where the only self checkout you’ll find is when you defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat. who needs automation when u can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your bare hands? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CubeCadia: Where Minecraft Dungeons are scarier than your taxes! No Resets, just pure survival fun!

Artifacts, BUILD, cherry biomes, CubeCadia, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, daily bosses, Discord, dream home, Dungeons, Explore, Farming, Fishing, friendly community, Fun, growth stations, job skill trees, level up, Minecraft, Mining, Player Warps, PlayStation, Pure, Quests, Resets, Rewards, scarier, Shops, smp, sniffer pets, special gems, Survival, TAXES, Tournaments, Trailer, ultimate Minecraft experience, Unique Features

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Void Armor Forged:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

IP Address	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs/bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – Over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – Daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – Daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks, progress job skill trees for special loot
Cross Play – Play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports version 1.19 to 1.20.6

Can I play on different devices?

Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation

What kind of custom items are offered?

Over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items are available

Are there daily quests available?

Yes, the server offers daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and holiday quests

How do I earn rewards on the server?

There are various reward systems such as daily rewards, streak rewards, and playtime rewards

Can I create my own player warps and shops on the server?

Yes, you can create your own player warps and shops

Are there special bosses to defeat on a daily basis?

Yes, there are daily bosses that spawn for players to defeat and earn rewards

BlockyAddict Minecraft Server

addictive game, BlockyAddict, console games, game addiction, game challenges, game design, game development, game engagement, game immersion, Game Mechanics, game progression, game satisfaction, Game Strategy, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Minecraft, mobile games, Online Games, Server, video games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8368	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, participate in epic diamond scavenger hunts, and witness the most epic creeper dance-off you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Volcano Cum Minecraft Server

consequences, Cum, Curiosity, danger, Eruption, explosive reaction, extreme scenario, FANTASY, forbidden act, geological phenomenon, geology, Heat, hypothetical scenario, Magma, Minecraft, natural disaster, PRESSURE, scientific experiment, Server, taboo, volcanic activity, volcano

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the lava flowing from a volcano! Ever wondered what would happen if you decided to take a dip in a volcano and accidentally let loose a little something extra? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us for the ultimate experiment in volcano-based reproduction!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of lava-dwelling llamas who have mastered the art of fire-breathing. Want to learn their ways and become a fire-breathing llama yourself? Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of these mystical creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor? Think you have what it takes to outsmart this feathered fiend and claim the treasures hidden within our world? Join us and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen – just be sure to watch where you aim that volcano-induced bodily fluid!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

aita, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, backbone, CELEBRATIONS, club, compromise, cousin, Cultural, decorations, dj, family, open bar, opinionated, partner, relationship, Reserved, Ruining, standing up, Telling, Traditional

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9566
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like my cousin’s partner, we believe in going big or going home. Our virtual baby showers come complete with a DJ, open bar, and even a dance floor for your pixelated party needs.

Don’t worry about traditional venues, we’re all about breaking the mold and throwing the most epic celebrations in the blocky world. And if your partner tries to veto our server, just tell them to grow a backbone and stand up for your right to have a blast in Minecraft!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you crying tears of joy (or maybe just laughing at the absurdity of it all)!

SmileCraft Minecraft Server

beloved memories, cherished flashbacks, cherished recollections, delightful recollections, enduring happiness, everlasting joy, everlasting smiles, fond memories, happy memories, heartening flashbacks, heartwarming moments., joyful reminiscences, joyous memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perpetual smiles, precious moments, Server, smilecraft, treasured reflections, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable laughter, warm memories

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Falling into the Void:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6310	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Remember that time when you were peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere, grooving to some sick beats? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to encounter hilarious and unexpected moments like this on the daily. Who needs boring old memories when you can create new ones that will have you laughing for days? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

Minecrastination

career advancement Time tracking, concentration, critical thinking Productivity tools, daily routines, deep work Decision making, delegation Healthy habits, efficiency, goal-setting, high performance habits Focus techniques, inspiration, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation Mental health, Minecrastination, morning routine Self-awareness, organization Motivation, peak performance, problem solving, procrastination Prioritizing tasks, productivity, productivity apps, Professional Growth, relaxation techniques, saying no, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Career development, self-control Stress management, self-discipline Focus, self-mastery, self-motivation Overcoming distractions, staying on track, success mindset Task management, time audit Energy management, time blocking, time blocking Setting boundaries, Time management, time management apps Work efficiency, well-being, work habits Personal growth, work productivity, work-life balance Personal development

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1386	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Stop whatever you’re doing and join our Minecraft server immediately! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they went. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, showers you in endless amounts of cake and cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your most ridiculous Minecraft dreams!