We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our mobs are so crazy they’ll make you question reality.
Join us for some epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your problems.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re so wild, you’ll never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Join us for a wild ride where you can kick out lazy roommates who don’t contribute to the virtual rent! We promise you won’t feel guilty about it, because hey, it’s just a game, right?
And don’t worry, we have plenty of job opportunities for all players, so you won’t have to rely on your friend’s shady connections to get hired in our virtual world. So come on in and start building your dream virtual life without any John-like drama holding you back!
Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground society of potato farmers. We have epic build battles where you can unleash your inner Bob Ross and create masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, your life will never be the same again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless leader General Cluckington. These chickens are not your average farm animals – they are trained in the art of warfare and will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join forces with them or beware of their pecking wrath!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cactus Forest, where the cacti have a mind of their own and will attack anyone who dares to enter their domain. But don’t worry, if you survive the prickly onslaught, you may just discover hidden treasures and secrets that will make it all worth it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes (and running for your life) at every turn!
but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.
if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!
| Description |
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| A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players. |
| IP |
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| play.cobbleton.com |
If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!
