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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6061 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8712 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
