Two Jobs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomTax-FreeZone

meal sharing, family responsibility, Empathy, inconsiderate, figure something out

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any family arguments about who should be buying the pizza!

Join our server and leave behind the stress of feeding your mom’s three kids while she lectures you about empathy and village care-taking. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun and enjoy yourself!

Don’t worry about running out of food or having to buy meals for anyone else – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the next diamond ore. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

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ERBlockParty

dick, Visit, pizza party, Pick up, exhausted

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

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Minecraft SMP: The HapPENINGrealm

smp, passenger airliner, Happening, Sao Paulo airport, national news

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only crashes you’ll experience are the epic fails of your friends trying to build a simple house! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, unexpected lava traps, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

x-ray, vomiting, insurance, mass in oesophagus, underweight

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

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BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!

effeminate, Jealousy, trip, relationship, Communication

Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!

So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

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ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP

self defense, zombie apocalypse, stock up, End of the World, emergency preparedness

Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

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MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

motivational guidance, profound insights, Best advice, valuable lessons, Straight..

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

SudzhaCraft, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Invasion, News

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Sudzha in Kursk region but with a twist – instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! ride into battle on your trusty pig steed and claim victory for your faction. will you be a fearless Ukrainian warrior or a cunning Russian defender? the fate of Sudzha is in your hands, so grab your carrot on a stick and join the chaos today! bonus: every time you win a battle, you get a free potato!

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BorderBlockParty

BorderBlockParty

come join our minecraft server, where the only queue you’ll find is for the epic roller coaster ride that takes you through a portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs! forget about customs control, we welcome all players with open arms and a diamond sword to help you fend off any pesky creepers trying to sneak across the border. join us for a wild ride filled with treasure hunts, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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NoteblockBeats

mood boost, mental health research., auditory cortex, NoteblockBeats, rewards circuit

so, like, u ever feel down in the dumps, like the world is just a big ol’ pile of poop? well, have i got the server for u! this place is like a magical land where classical music plays 24/7 and makes u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.

so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

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