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Game Start Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5358
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Blocktopia Daily Grind

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Enchantments Applied:	195	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

CraftyCaptivePutin

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	3248	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, jolly coop., Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore resources, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, total chaos, Troops, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	102	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Crops Grown:	9957
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

ExBlocker911

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4561	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
New Chunks Explored:	126998	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

MineCraftyCompliments

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	5970
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Runes Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	62990	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Votes:	4037	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?