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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4790 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
On our server, you’ll encounter players with more drama than a reality TV show. From step-granddaughters babysitting to ex-wives fleeing from verbal abuse, there’s never a dull moment here. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life soap opera material happening right before your eyes?
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you become embroiled in the never-ending saga of our players’ lives?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness firsthand. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “plot twist!”