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DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Animals Bred:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

anarchy server, build projects, Community, Discord, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Job, Join, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Prosperous, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Strictly

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	1580	Dragon Eggs Found:	1832
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	9652	New Chunks Explored:	772151

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6168
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	107
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Void Armor Forged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.