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BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	73

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Votes:	4047
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3774
Crops Grown:	4773	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1626
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
New Chunks Explored:	271398	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8627	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	5394	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	744
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1311	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4527	Villages Defended:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

DownUnderCraft

australian government, CounterTerrorism, downundercraft, emergency response, homeland security, intelligence agencies, law enforcement, national alert, national defense, national security, probable, public awareness, Public Safety, risk assessment, safety precautions, security measures, security protocols, terror alert, Terrorism, terrorist threats, threat level

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!