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FriendZoneUber

Agreement, apartment complex, awkward situation, buzz kill, car ride, clubbing, fourth wheel, FriendZoneUber, harsh judgement, male friend, nightclub, ruined the mood, split costs, third wheel, travel expenses, two guys, ubering home, UNFAIR, Upset, Waste of Money

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third (or fourth) wheel? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you won’t ruin the mood or be a buzzkill like this guy’s friend claimed he was. Our community is all about having fun together, whether you’re hanging out at the club or mining for diamonds in the virtual world. Plus, we’ll never make you waste money on travel – all you need is an internet connection to join the party! So come on over and leave the awkward car rides behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, we don’t judge!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, dynamic, Economy, endless possibilities, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Immersive, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting world, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.87.231:32765

””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

budget constraints, Company, corporate greed, Developer Team, diverse team of developers, economic challenges, expensive products, financial difficulties, financial strain, financial struggles, high-priced items, inadequate funding, lack of investment, lack of resources, lack of support, Minecraft, multi-billion company, multibillion, overpriced products, selling $90 mount, Server, struggling employees, team support., underpaid developers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1345
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

attractive, Beautiful, body image, body positive, CONFIDENT, curves, curvy, empowerment, fashion, liv, Liv is THICCC, Minecraft, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Sexy, smp, THICCC, Thick, voluptuous

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

Board, extremism, facebook, Haven, hellhole, kikes, loses, Minecraft, national socialist, nationalism, pajeets, Plebbit, Politics, prowhite, Quality, racism, redneck, Server, social media, Southern, Southerners, trump, White Supremacy, zionist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

SoccerMom Minecraft SMP

child development, competitive sports, concussion risk, discipline, extracurricular activities, football, high school, Kid, letting, long term benefits, Minecraft, parenting, physical activity, Play, Safety concerns, smp, Soccer, SoccerMom, Social Skills, sports, team sports, teamwork, youth athletics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4001
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Gregor, Hong Lu, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Oblivion2024, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-boggling challenges that will leave you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.

Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?

With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!

Maxed IRA 401k Minecraft SMP

401k, asset allocation, Bitcoin, brokerage account, cryptocurrency, Diversification, Financial Planning, Financial Security, HYSA, investing, Ira, living expenses, long term investments, max 401k, max IRA, MAXED, Minecraft, passive income, retirement savings, risk management, savings strategy, smp, stock market, total market index, wealth management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	7511	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers something truly unique – the chance to win 1 year of living expenses in a HYSA! That’s right, you could be rolling in virtual dough while building your dream castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

Fembot’s Fun Minecraft Server

#robot girlfriend, ai girlfriend, android love, Artificial Intelligence, Competition, cybernetic companion, digital romance, fembot, fembots, fighting for love, Fun, futuristic competition, futuristic dating, love battle, love showdown, mechanical mate, Minecraft, robotic partner, robotic rivalry, sci-fi romance, Server, technology romance, virtual girlfriend, virtual relationship

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, including the chance to win the heart of a fembot! That’s right, folks, she’s looking for a Minecraft boyfriend and she’s not afraid to make you fight for her love. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out for the ultimate prize – a virtual girlfriend who’s programmed to love you unconditionally (as long as you keep her batteries charged, of course).

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, bizarre behavior, Conspiracy Theory, cryptic message, digital mystery, eerie discovery, enigmatic story, internet mystery, internet sleuths, Minecraft, mysterious post, No. 204855615, online forums, online investigation, perplexing situation, player, puzzling events, smp, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, unexplained phenomenon., unsolved case, WTF

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2147	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

BLAZEANARCHY – Real anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Alchemical secrets, Anarchy, Auctions, BlazeAnarchy, blocks, Clans, Donations, Duels, Dystopia, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, Prizes, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Quests, rare items, Real Anarchy, Russian, Spawn hunter, Survival, Territories, Vanilla, Version 1.13, Version 1.20+, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	275
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!

The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!

mc.blazeanarchy.ru