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No Choice Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheese, cheese drawer, cheese tax, Choice, comedy, Cooking, dairy, facts, Food, funny, humor, kitchen, Land, Lyrics, Music, OBLIGATION, Parody, payment, rhyme, rules, song, Tax

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cheese tax experience ever! Forget about building, mining, or fighting mobs – the real challenge is paying the cheese tax every time you cook in the game. The cheese drawer will come looking for you, so be prepared to fork over that virtual cheddar! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate dairy dilemma. Don’t be a cheese coward, join now and embrace the madness!

ParaCube

Adventures, arcane arts, Battles, bettermc, Biomes, Builds, Community, Dungeons, Enchantments, Exploration, Friends, FTB, Legacy, Loot, MAGICAL, Modpack, mystical, Optimized, Performance, Quests, Spells, Survival, Wizarding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	7403	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	172	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	4253
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

ParaCube: A Wizarding Adventure Step into the magical realm of ParaCube, a BetterMC modpack server with a twist! Immerse yourself in a world of mystical wonders, featuring a vibrant purple-and-white wizard theme that sets the stage for epic adventures.

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Gather your friends, build your legacy, and master the arcane arts. The world of ParaCube awaits!

45.143.199.135:25568

Schizo Craft

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Conquer, Exploration, Forge, free, freedom, Griefing, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raw, schizo craft, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, teamwork, Thrive

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Ores Mined:	3105
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Survival Server! Embrace a truly free and raw survival experience with minimal plugins, where the world is your playground. No fancy commands, just pure Minecraft survival with the freedom to build, explore, and conquer. PvP is always on, so watch your back—griefing is allowed, but so is teamwork. With no rules to hold you back, forge your own path in this ever-changing world. Whether you’re looking to thrive alone, form alliances, or engage in epic battles, our server offers an immersive survival environment where anything can happen. Join now and survive the chaos!

mc.schizocraft.site

Thalassa Server

1.19, Anarchy, Bans, Biomes, End.., Exploration, Incendium, Minecraft, Mods, Nether, new, Nullscape, Performance, Plugins, rules, Server, Stability, Stardust Labs, Terralith, Thalassa, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2130	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Theserverwont.work
Essential Info	Thalassa anarchy server Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting/best overall mod compatibility) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are still somewhat brand new No Bans, No rules, ever. Do as you will. Altered vanilla world generation (Server runs Terralith with world gen data pack) No downloads required to join or play the server EVER Running in 1.19 (was chosen for maximum compatibility with client side mods)
More Detailed Description	Thalassa is a newer anarchy server built by long time anarchy player Blu217 (Blu218) purely designed with the idea of keeping vanilla anarchy minecraft versatile, reliable, and engaging. The server is made with very basic plugins for the best performance and stability while also offering new world generation as an experiment to break the monotony of exploring a regular vanilla minecraft world. The server runs the popular world gen datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscape all made by stardust labs, which offers 100’s of new biomes, builds, and places of interest all within the three dimensions of the vanilla game. (Overworld, End, Nether)

More info about these world generation datapacks can be found here.

All that I ask of new players is: Do not break real world laws. Do not intentionally try to lag the server. And please, do give it a try. I think you will find this server has something for everyone.

Thanks for your time, Hope you come check it out. Blu218.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no bans or rules. Players are free to do as they will.
Is there any chat reporting system?	No, there is no chat reporting system in place.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19 for maximum compatibility with client-side mods.
Are there any required downloads to join the server?	No, there are no downloads required to join or play on the server.

Lost Odyssey Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, charming, cute, cute artwork, cute character, Cute drawing, Cute Illustration, Cute image, cute post, delightful, Enchanting, Heartwarming, Kawaii, Lost, Lovely, No. 93697180, odyssey, Realms, SWEET, Wholesome

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	967	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like cute stuff? Do you like building cute things in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience a world filled with adorable animals, colorful flowers, and the cutest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the fluffiest clouds, the most kawaii villages, and even a secret garden filled with magical creatures!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner cuteness on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren

aunt, Burglary, calling the police, Communication, confusion, CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren, family, family dynamics, fear, holiday, Innocence, misunderstanding, overreaction, Panic, police questioning, Protection, Safety, spain

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5895	Enchantments Applied:	254
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you need? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride!

Join our server for heart-pounding adventures that will have you hiding in a virtual wardrobe with a butter knife and deodorant, ready to defend yourself against imaginary robbers! Just like the time when I (13 f) thought I was facing a real-life burglary in Spain, but it turned out to be my aunt doing the dishes! Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, the police might even get involved (just like they did with my aunt)! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

KindStrangerMC SMP

act of kindness, compassion, Generosity, good samaritan, goodwill, Grateful, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, KindStrangerMC, Pay it forward, positive vibes, random acts of kindness, selfless, smp, spreading kindness, stranger, Surprising, touching, unexpected, Uplifting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of diamond blocks just because they thought my potato statue was epic! Like, who does that?! And then another time, I was lost in the Nether and this stranger built a whole roller coaster to guide me back to safety, it was wild! So if you wanna experience the most unexpected acts of kindness from complete strangers while building epic potato statues, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, it’s lit AF!

CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

bipartisan perspective, CraftyTrumpsGOPCritique, Democrat, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, party loyalty, political affiliations, political analysis, political beliefs, political bias, political commentary, political comparisons, Political Criticism, Political debate, political discourse, political opinions, political party dynamics, political rhetoric, political viewpoints, republicans

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7135
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

TrudeauCraft2023

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Venom Block AI

AI-designed proteins, antidote, Artificial Intelligence, biotechnology, BLOCK, Breakthrough, Counter, Healthcare, innovation, Lethal, life saving, Medical research, new, pharmaceuticals, protein engineering, Science, snake venom, Snakebite, Technology, toxin neutralization, VENOM, venomous snakes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2012	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE