Two Decades MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Loot & Laughs: MineCraft Mayhem

gap, The Lancet, geographic health disparities, geographic inequality, widening gap

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world where racial and geographic disparities be messin’ things up! on dis server, everyone be equal no matter what skin color or where u from! we be bridgin’ gaps wider than ur momma’s appetite fo’ cake!

we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!

so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!

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OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

2.9 million, Significant, MIL, Parent, 4.2

Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?

Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?

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Floodplain Funhouse

floodplain construction, floodplain acres, Acres, floodplain, Florida housing

come join our epic minecraft server where we build houses on floodplains like it’s no big deal! we got over two-million acres of floodplain development for you to explore and build on. half of all new floodplain housing is in florida, so you know it’s gonna be lit! ride the waves of destruction and watch your house get swept away in a flood, it’s all part of the fun! join now for the ultimate floodplain building experience!

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Crafty Pill Popper Server

research, Suicide risk, pharmaceuticals, antidepressant, side effects

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

VII, RPG, video game, XIII, flaws

Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

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BlockyParentProbs

Wedding, control, BlockyParentProbs, non-traditional, going no contact

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any judgment or drama from your parents.

Imagine a world where you can build a beautiful non-traditional wedding venue without anyone telling you to “control your woman.” Picture a place where your dogs can roam freely and happily without anyone suggesting you rehome them for the safety of your baby. On our server, you can create the perfect family life without any interference from meddling parents.

And if things ever get too heated, just remember that you can always call CPS on your virtual parents in retaliation. Just kidding! But seriously, join our server and leave all that family drama behind. You deserve a break from all that nonsense.

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ToxicFriendz Minecraft SMP

toxic relationship, disloyalty, Minecraft, worst friend, ToxicFriendz

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun! Like, seriously, the worst friend I ever had was like a creeper on steroids, always blowing up my stuff and stealing my diamonds. But on this server, we have a secret weapon against griefers – a pack of wild wolves that will hunt them down and teach them a lesson! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure every time you log on. So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, because who needs toxic friends when you can have epic Minecraft adventures instead, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

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PhillyFlameShowdown

PhillyFlameShowdown, city, Philadelphia celebration, Philadelphia victory, aftermath of game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing on fire is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to set Philadelphia on fire after every game! That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level with epic battles that will leave the city in flames (figuratively, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of explosions. Who needs fireworks when you have our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s burn Philadelphia to the ground…virtually, of course!

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BoobyTrapFPV_ops

Defense, russia, Technology, WARFARE, Military

omg u gotta join dis server cuz we got russian drone operators who got booby-trapped fpv goggles, like wut even is dat?? u can fly drones and try not to explode ur face off, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft, so epiccccc. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u gotta solve riddles to find it, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. join now or u’ll miss out on all the craziness, trust meeee.

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ChairSMP

Casual, Whitelist, Minecraft, Survival, paid

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi Vanilla with lifesteal and other plugins
Membership	Paid server with great performance
Content Creator	Accepting all members, content creator or not

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/gNgaBm4TWe to get started
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join the server
What type of plugins are available?	Currently, there are lifesteal and other minor plugins active on the server
How is the server performance?	As a paid server, the performance is great and ensures smooth gameplay