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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4805 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.