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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 778 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 7524 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.