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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2108 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!