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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3616 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?