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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9989 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon (who just so happens to have a secret love for disco music), and even participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese!