| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3210 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 152 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4696 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6214 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 48402 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3180 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7698 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8838 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5818 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5966 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1845 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1082 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3929 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 837 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 198 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
