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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6179 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 371 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s gonna make you pee your pants with excitement, then you gotta join this server, bro. We got creepers that wear sunglasses and do the cha-cha slide, like, what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers who throw rave parties in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have their own government and currency. You gotta trade with them if you want the good loot, trust me. And the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).
So if you wanna spice up your Minecraft life and have a blast with a bunch of loony tunes, then come join us on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
