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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9035 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2590 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 260 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
