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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9965 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)