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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5526 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 6435 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?