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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8115 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 60 | Emeralds Found: | 2019 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
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