But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every block you break brings you closer to your partner in ways you never imagined. From building phallic-shaped structures to role-playing as sexy villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join us for a steamy, scandalous adventure that will leave you and your partner begging for more? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!
