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MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4837	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4626	Magic Items Found:	5989
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	9115	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Ores Mined:	7810
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	6589
Farms Harvested:	323	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	548	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1216	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!