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DataMineCraft
data privacy laws, digital privacy, personal information, data privacy protection, consumer protectionTired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together! -
Pixel Protection Network
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com! -
Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs
come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?! -
4kCraft LOLz
Are you tired of living in the stone age with your measly 4k resolution? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the mind-blowing 8k resolution like never before!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in stunning 8k clarity, when suddenly a herd of pixelated llamas come charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – diamond-encrusted pickaxes that shoot laser beams!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to 8k and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the occasional creeper that likes to photobomb your epic builds.
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FutureCraft2020
Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.
So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
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RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.
you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.
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CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW -
Mailbox Mayhem
distrust, Attacks, altered election attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes among conservatives, Votingso, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver -
Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!
Severation SMP Overview:
Type Details Server Type Semi-Vanilla 18+ server Rules No griefing or stealing Server Start 28/06 FAQ:
About Us:
What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.
Our Features:
- Shopping District
- Dynmap
- Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
- Interactive chat commands
- Pre-Generated World
- Creative Server (on the way)
- Leaderboards
Our Values:
- Focus on community and interactions
- Establishing a good economy
- Maturity is important
What we ask of you:
- Be mature and reasonable
- 18 years or older
- Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
- Create a shop in the shopping district
- Build your base relatively close to spawn
How to Join:
Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord