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  • C R E A T U R E C O M M A N D O S M I N E C R A F T S M P

    C R E A T U R E   C O M M A N D O S   M I N E C R A F T   S M P

    New Minecraft Servers

      • Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a TV show on steroids! We boot off players in epic fashion, just like a reality TV show!

      • Our first two episodes have already premiered and let me tell you, the drama is off the charts! From backstabbing alliances to epic battles for resources, this server has it all!

      • And the best part? This is all CANON! That’s right, your Minecraft adventures on our server are part of the official lore of our server universe. Who needs Marvel or DC when you can be a part of the Gunns DCU?

      • So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of the most outrageous and exciting Minecraft SMP out there! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

    We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

    Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fence Minecraft SMP On

    Fence Minecraft SMP On

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even /tv/ is tuning in to watch the chaos unfold. From epic battles over who gets to build the biggest statue of Nicolas Cage to heated debates over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, this server has it all. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

    Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP