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  • C R E A T U R E C O M M A N D O S M I N E C R A F T S M P

    C R E A T U R E C O M M A N D O S M I N E C R A F T S M P

    New Minecraft Servers

      • Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a TV show on steroids! We boot off players in epic fashion, just like a reality TV show!

      • Our first two episodes have already premiered and let me tell you, the drama is off the charts! From backstabbing alliances to epic battles for resources, this server has it all!

      • And the best part? This is all CANON! That’s right, your Minecraft adventures on our server are part of the official lore of our server universe. Who needs Marvel or DC when you can be a part of the Gunns DCU?

      • So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of the most outrageous and exciting Minecraft SMP out there! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

    We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

    Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fence Minecraft SMP On

    Fence Minecraft SMP On

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even /tv/ is tuning in to watch the chaos unfold. From epic battles over who gets to build the biggest statue of Nicolas Cage to heated debates over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, this server has it all. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

    Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Monitor vs TV Minecraft SMP

    Monitor vs TV Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato screen? Do you want to experience the game in all its blocky glory? Then join our epic Minecraft SMP where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. With gaming monitors that have refresh rates faster than a creeper explosion, you’ll never miss a beat. Plus, our monitors are spyware-free, so you can mine those diamonds in peace.

    Forget about playing on a TV like a noob. Our SMP is where the real gamers gather to build, mine, and prank each other with TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TV in 2010 Minecraft SMP

    TV in 2010 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! That’s right, we have custom plugins that allow you to do things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all sworn allegiance to the almighty Chicken King. Legend has it that the Chicken King once defeated a horde of creepers by clucking at them until they exploded! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a carrot.

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly events like the Great Ender Dragon Egg Hunt, where players compete to find the dragon egg and claim the title of Egg Master for the week. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can venture into the Nether, where the Pigmen are known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty YouTube SMP

    Crafty YouTube SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    We have a whole community of YouTubers on our server, creating hilarious content and getting into all sorts of shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for drama, look no further! Our players are constantly getting into ridiculous arguments over the most trivial things, like who gets to use the enchanted diamond pickaxe or whose turn it is to ride the llama.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a comedy show than a serious gaming experience, come on down and join us! Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Sun Is Still High In The Sky Minecraft SMP

    The Sun Is Still High In The Sky Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by none other than a diamond-armored chicken riding a pig! Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary Blockam family, known for their epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive and mischievous Creeper King, who has been known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep, who has been known to dye players’ armor pink when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities! Just remember to watch out for exploding llamas and dancing creepers. See you in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Well / Minecraft SMP / TV /?

    Well / Minecraft SMP / TV /?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on, join us if you dare. Just remember, there is no more satanic line in cinema…or on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP