| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5507 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3219 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3123 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6256 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 868 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Votes: | 7771 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 6897 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9280 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 950 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7512 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4957 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4805 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8170 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2460 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1130 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 72 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
