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  • TVBlockerCraft

    TVBlockerCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6590
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ores Mined: 5184 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

    Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

    So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1767
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 10761 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4493
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Crops Grown: 3349 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1627
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Farms Harvested: 715 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7795
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Potions Brewed: 38
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 537

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5321
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 New Chunks Explored: 978707
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1143
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6643
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Enchantments Applied: 167 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9448
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2751
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9556
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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