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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9235 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 192 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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