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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7605 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4596 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
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