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TunnelTasticCraft

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, functional state, gaza, Hamas, idf, Infrastructure, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, SECURITY, Surveillance, tunnel network, TunnelTasticCraft, TV report, Underground, underground tunnels, WARFARE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.

come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.

so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

bedframe noise, bedroom noise, disruptive noise, earplugs, headphones, Minecraft, mom’s lover, NEET, noise cancellation, noise reduction, noise suppression, peaceful sleep, quiet environment, Recommendations, sleep accessories, sleep aid, sleep disturbance, sleep solutions, smp, sound blocking, soundproofing, unwanted noise

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2579	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, breaking news, Broadcast, cnn, coverage, current events, guys, headline, INFORMATION, live broadcast, Media, Minecraft, News, News Update, newsflash, Report, Server, social media, television, trending, turn on CNN, viral

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

action-packed, amazing, Awesome, Entertaining, episode, Fan, fantastic, fuck, fucking, Great, hate, Incredible, INTENSE, jaw-dropping, Like.., Mind Blowing, Minecraft, must see, must watch, must-see TV, smp, Thrilling, wrestling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

Ⓒ, cs go, 𝗗, Ⓛ, 𝓞, Paintball, Quake, Ⓡ, 𝐒, 𝗐

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	728483	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adventure, beyond journey’s end, Character development, coping, Emotional journey, FANTASY, frieren, Hidden Gem, JOURNEYS, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga lover, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, must-read, Server, Underrated

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

Budget, Expenses, financial burden, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial loss, financial mistake, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggle, financial woes, financially, financially recover, Gonna, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, overspending, Purchase, Recover, Recovery, regret, smp, SPENDING, Splurge

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

ballot, Campaign, candidates, debate, Democracy, election, Election Coverage, Election Night, Government, hi, Issues, Minecraft, night, Politics, Polls, Presidency, questions, Results, Server, tonight, VoteCraft, Voting, voting process

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!