TV MAN Y TV WOMAN Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5621
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	9409
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	1148	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
Buildings Constructed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	9625	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	851	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!