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Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9989	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

NoFamCash4U

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Constantly being bombarded with sob stories and requests for money from your broke relatives? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your financial woes behind as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures with your fellow players. No more guilt trips or endless calls asking for handouts – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

Forget about allergy shots for your cousin’s son or child support for your irresponsible sibling – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night and defeat the Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and leave all that family drama in the dust – because in the world of Minecraft, the only currency that matters is diamonds!

BlockWarsSA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	16

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Hardcore Chaos: No mercy, just chaos and mayhem! Say goodbye to your items forever!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24565

Long-Running Vanilla Hardcore Deathban Minecraft Server, featuring excellent hardware and a friendly community. Most hacks do not work on the server, but you can try.

Check out the website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay to see recent deaths, leaderboards, and player statistics.

Nether Roof Enabled
Default World Border
Player Heads
Graves
Discord integration
No Admins
No Rules
No P2W
Fun cosmetic voting rewards

Join today and make your mark!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	While most hacks do not work, players can still attempt to use them at their own risk.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, the server is an anarchy server with no rules.
Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win feature on the server.
Are there any special rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive fun cosmetic rewards for voting.

EvergreenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	5810
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground spaghetti dungeon where you can feast on unlimited pasta while battling creepers and zombies. Who needs swords when you have meatballs?

2. Our server is run by a group of eccentric virtual YouTubers who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their unique brand of humor. Get ready for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal in the Nether that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Only the bravest players dare to explore this strange realm.

4. We host weekly meme contests where players can submit their funniest Minecraft-related memes for a chance to win rare in-game items. Get creative and show off your meme-making skills!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels griefers and trolls. Try as they might, no one can disrupt the peace and harmony of our quirky Minecraft community.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP – VoreCraft: Feast or Famine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take vore to a whole new level with our vorewife edition! Join us for some outrageous vore adventures and find your ideal vorewife/husband in the process.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground vore dungeon where you can roleplay as a giant monster devouring unsuspecting players. It’s like a twisted game of hide and seek, but with a lot more saliva.

But that’s not all! We also have a vorewife/husband matchmaking service where you can fill out a questionnaire to find your perfect vore partner. Want someone who can swallow you whole in one gulp? We’ve got you covered.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience vore like never before. Just be careful not to get too attached to your vorewife/husband, they might just eat you for dinner.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	925603
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

BlockyBonerz

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8633	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ores Mined:	5331	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Votes:	4861	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.

So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.

WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2712	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	46

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.