TV critics – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

binge watching, controversial opinions, critical acclaim, Entertainment, fan favorites., guilty pleasures, hate-watching, HateShowButTheyLove, hot takes, media criticism, Minecraft, must-see TV, overrated shows, smp, television, TV critics, TV culture., TV debates, TV fandom, TV recommendations, TV series, tv shows, unpopular opinions

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

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NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

Analysis, audience feedback, Character development, Cliffhanger, discussion, ending, fan reactions, Finale, Minecraft, newborn, NewbornResurrected, opinion, plot twist, Reacts, resurrection, reviews, season finale, series, smp, speculation, television, TV critics, TV series finale, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

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BankHeist Minecraft Server

BankHeist, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, economic warfare, financial institutions, financial sector, geopolitical tensions, government hacking, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, Minecraft, online attacks, political conflict, Russian Central Bank, Server, state-sponsored attacks, Ukraine

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Ukraine launching cyberattacks on da Russian central bank! YO, you can be a hacker and take down banks while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

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CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins

authoritarianism, autocracy, congratulations, controversial leaders, CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins, Democracy, dictator, disputed election, election interference, foreign policy, international relations, Manipulation, Nicolas Maduro, Politics, power dynamics, putin, rigged election, Russian influence, south america, Venezuela, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself congratulates our dictator for winning a rigged election! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, folks. build your own dictatorship, rig your own elections, and rule over your own virtual country with an iron fist. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. what more could you ask for in a minecraft server? join now and start your journey to virtual world domination!

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Crafting Chaos: High Call Volume

busy lines, Call, Call Center, Chaos, Communication, Crafting, customer complaints, customer experience, customer satisfaction, customer service, efficiency, Experiencing, frustrated customers, HIGH, higher call volumes, IMPOSSIBLE, long wait times, normal call volumes, overwhelmed, Peak Times, phone calls, productivity, service levels, support team, Volume

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that give u hugs instead of exploding!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.

if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.

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ashore.rip

Anarchy, compatibility, dopamine, Greatest, homosexuals, Minecraft, no cheat plus, Paper, Server, Supply, Updated, Vanilla

greatest anarchy server, forever supplying homosexuals with dopamine

updated no cheat plus running on paper 1.20.6 with minecraft version compatibility

minecraft.ashore.rip

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Beans Survival Server

Beanhead6291, Beans, Beans Survival Server, Bluemap, Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Floodgate, Gaming, Geysermc, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, progress, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla, webpage, work in progress, world reset

This is a survival server that uses GeyserMC + Floodgate to allow for crossplay. It is currently a work in progress however a world reset is NOT expected.

BlueMap Webpage: https://mc.beanhead6291.com (Coming Soon)

mc.beanhead6291.com

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SpudCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the potato salad at the potluck

ApplicationSubmission., Bluemap, Datapacks, Diamondeconomy, DiscordJoin, DoubleShulkerShells, EnderDragonFight, EnhancedPlaces, HeadDrops, hermitcraft, MultiplayerSleep, OverhauledVillages, Potato, potluck, salad, Server, Shoppingdistrict, smp, SolidifyingConcreteDust, SpawnCommand, SpudCraft, Vanilla, Voicechatmod, Worldgeneration

SpudCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

Features:

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft

An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command

A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft

Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks

A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons

A kind, mature, and interactive community

Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights

A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. We have yet to fight the Ender Dragon, and the shopping district is just starting to become active with shops popping up all over. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ:

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab)
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

Scratchless Minecraft Server

amazing recovery, bandage off, flawless skin, healing, impeccable results., injury free, medical miracle, Minecraft, no mark, no redness, no scab, NO SCAR, no skin irritation, NOT EVEN A SCRATCH, perfect healing, photos, pristine skin, Recovery, Scratchless, Server, skin care, unblemished, wound care

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.

So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

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TrishKiller420 Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Araki, bad, dio, eternal suffering, first, Goal, Interest, kill, killing, Kira, Manga, Minecraft, nobody else, people, self defense, Showing, smp, third, trish, TrishKiller420, Villains, WORST

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to kill Trish and nobody else! Forget about building epic structures or mining for resources, all you need to do is hunt down Trish and claim victory. But be warned, Araki himself has deemed this player as the worst and deserving of eternal suffering. Join now for a chance to be the ultimate Trish hunter and earn bragging rights in the most bizarre Minecraft server ever created!

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VenezuelaElectionReview Minecraft Server

central america, Democracy, diplomatic actions, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic relations, election dispute, election review, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, Organization of American States, panama, political turmoil, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Venezuela, VenezuelaElectionReview

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and building in minecraft? well, come join our server cuz we got PANAMA SUSPENDING DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH VENEZUELA PENDING ELECTION REVIEW! like, who even does that in minecraft?? it’s gonna be wild, bro. u gotta join and see the drama unfold. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the llama rebellion starts!

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CraftyCreeperBiden2021

AID PACKAGE, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Congress approval, CraftyCreeperBiden2021, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, lethal aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, military training, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior with this INSANE $1.7 billion lethal aid package! we got ukraine vibes for days, fight off those creepers and zombies like a true hero! biden himself said this server is the bomb dot com, so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the action-packed chaos! #minecraftmadness #lethalaidfun #ukrainianwarriors

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