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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9285 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!