Turtley Minecraft Servers

Turtley Minecraft Servers

  • Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

    Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 1951
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Mines Excavated: 2737
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8339
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

    RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2776
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magic Items Found: 8774
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

    LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9447
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8827
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8464
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8985
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7567 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6557
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9720
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3968
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 43 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 329 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2892
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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