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“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	3723
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ores Mined:	2666
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Votes:	4159	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6280	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Falling into the Void:	0

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	2922	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	113	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	250	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	15

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!