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Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Votes:	3471	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Votes:	349
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8992	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	7517

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4877	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4245	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

field.connect-mc.com

White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

attraction, bitchy, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnics, Girls, interracial dating, Minecraft, non-white girls, NonWhite, prejudices, prude, Race, relationships, Relax, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4907	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

board acknowledgment, board acknowledgment of Kodomo no Jikan, board awareness, board awareness of Kodomo no Jikan, board familiarity, board familiarity with Kodomo no Jikan, board importance, board knowledge, board knowledge of Kodomo no Jikan, board recognition, board understanding, board understanding of Kodomo no Jikan, importance of Kodomo no Jikan, Kodomo no Jikan awareness, Kodomo no Jikan awareness importance, Kodomo no Jikan importance, Kodomo no Jikan recognition, Kodomo no Jikan significance, Kodomo no Jikan significance to board, Kodomos, Minecraft, Quest, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Crops Grown:	6724	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!