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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Votes:	2139
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2110	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	771667
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Potions Brewed:	59
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2745

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

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