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Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

Crafty, Bukujutsu, Taiyoken, Kikoho, gtBukujutsu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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BlockyBeauty

Appearance, societal expectations, beauty, BlockyBeauty, self-perception

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Exploitation, meal restrictions, Social Issues, POVERTY

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

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SeaLevelSassCraft

study, climate science, climate crisis, coastal cities, Sea Level Rise

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

Pfizer, hormonal imbalance, breast health, breast size, breast implants

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

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Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

Craft, Online Community, 1.21.1, online conversation, anonymous message

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

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ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, grooming habits, bathing schedule, smp, shower habits

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

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NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

reality tv, tea, Entertainment, series, binge-worthy

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

sexual orientation, gals, gynephilic attraction, sexual encounters, same-sex attraction

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

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Game of Thrones Mc

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.