A below average minigame server.
TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.
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But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who accidentally turned himself into a block of obsidian and now roams the server as a mysterious figure, haunting unsuspecting players in the dead of night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: “Did he deserve it?” (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s still hilarious to watch!)
Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without worrying about being brainwashed by religious groups. Plus, we have epic weekend plans that won’t get interrupted by any cult-like activities. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #ProtectYourBlockySoul #NoCultsAllowed
Just like the story of my sister, who became the queen bee of her friend group after getting engaged to a rich Minecraft player. Her friends came crawling back just to bask in her pixelated luxury, but little do they know, she’s got someone watching her spending now. Will she be able to keep up her extravagant ways or will her friends turn on her like a creeper in the night?
Join our server now and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of virtual friendships and virtual fortunes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drama-filled situation like my sister, but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!
Imagine going back to a time where creepers wore top hats and skeletons rode around on pigs like cowboys. Or fast forward to a future where villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who build skyscrapers out of diamonds! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a time-traveling llama or a futuristic chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!
Join our server and you can make bank by selling invisible blocks to unsuspecting players. They’ll be so confused when they try to build with them, but hey, that’s their problem, not yours!
Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey? Ride around on your trusty chicken steed and challenge other players to races for big bucks. Who needs horses when you have a clucking good time with your feathered friend?
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can try your hand at our exclusive “Lava Diving” competition. Jump into a pool of lava and see how long you can survive. The longer you last, the more money you’ll earn. Just make sure you have a fire-resistant suit handy!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest ways to make money in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the richest player around!
Join our server and experience the mind-bending world of predicting fluid flow with small irregularities in Minecraft. It’s like, totally insane, bro. You’ll be blown away by the sheer genius of it all. Plus, there’s like, free cake for all new players. Who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
So come on down to our server and witness the wonders of science and Minecraft colliding in the most epic way possible. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
We’re looking for active and mature players to join our newly updated 1.21 world, with plenty of new land to explore!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| More Structures | Various new structures added to the world. |
| Instanced Loot | Loot drops are unique to each player. |
| Biomes O’ Plenty | Additional biomes for exploration. |
| Graves | Graves are left behind when players die. |
| Waystones | Fast travel points throughout the world. |
| Expanded Endgame | New challenges and objectives in the endgame. |
To prevent griefing, we’ve implemented claims via the GOML mod. Upgrade your claim for beacon-like effects or grant permissions to other players.
| Event | Description |
|---|---|
| Content Updates | Regular updates and additions to the server. |
| Treasure Hunts | Exciting treasure hunts for all players. |
| Halloween Specials | Special events and activities for Halloween. |
| World Expansions | Expansion of the world map for more exploration. |
Discord is required: https://discord.com/invite/zhP3dUcQ
A: To join the server, please visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the welcome channel.
A: We welcome players of all ages, but we require all players to be mature and respectful towards others.
A: No, the use of hacks, cheats, or any unfair advantage is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have the best loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that we have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, our enemies are no match for our strategic tactics. We will leech their resources and leave them begging for mercy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cardassians, a fierce group of warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our land. Join us and become a part of this epic saga. Long live Cardassia!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the most epic adventure in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t regret it.