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EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5088
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	289	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Potions Brewed:	124	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

73732277, arithmetic, blocks, collide, Communication, Community, Counting, CraftyDigits, data, Digital, Digits, discussion, forum, Interactive, internet, Math, message board, Numbers, numeral, ONLINE, previous, sequence, Technology, Thread

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

“Youth, 21, 27, 6 years old, aging, Board, BoomerCraft, digital age, first time, generation, internet culture, meme, memes, Memories, Nostalgia, Online Community, Server, social media, Throwback, time flies, trends, viral, Zoomer, zoomer meme

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

AUTHORITY, Awareness, Dictatorship, education, fascism, Harmony, Hierarchy, know, knowledge is power, MAYHEM, melodic, Melody, Minecraft, music education, music theory, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, Rhythm, social control, Solfege, Those who know, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!