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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2548 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2553 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
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