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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7540 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.
But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?