Turning Life Around MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Block & Roll: Life Advice SMP

advice, motivation, meaningful advice, life-changing tips, self improvement

Yo, listen up fam! You wanna get your life turned upside down and inside out like a bad rollercoaster? Then you gotta join our totally radical Minecraft SMP! 🐷✨

First off, let me tell you about Jerry. Jerry was like, a totally normal Steve just mining his business in the blocky plains. One day, he fell into a lava pit while chasing a chicken, and guess what? He found a diamond! But not just any diamond, it was cursed by a haunted pig that only speaks in emojis! 🐖💀💎 Now, Jerry’s the king of emoji conversations and has a throne made of enchanted stone that levitates. So you see, life-changing things happen here if you just step into this pixelated wonderland!

Oh, and did I mention the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood puppy? YUP! The legends are true! One day, my friend Kyle, who was wearing a full set of diamond armor that was actually just a bunch of shiny blocks glued together with chewed gum (gross, I know), decided to pet it. Next thing we knew, they were doing a dance-off and the dragon became Kyle’s pet! Now they’re running their own dance studio in the End dimension. Enroll now or forever be a noob!

But WAIT, there’s more! Our SMP is hosted by actual sentient bees that love to sing pop songs while you gather resources! It’s like Minecraft meets karaoke night every time you mine, chop trees, or fish! 🐝🎤 Did I mention the bees also offer life advice? I got some real gems from them about love and how to craft a perfect cake with 300% more frosting. So, who needs therapy when you can just chat with bees and get some deep-fried wisdom?

And speaking of cake, our server has a secret drug operation where we distribute cake like drugs but legal, of course. You get cake for free if you bring us weird items like a block of dirt that’s seen too much or a helmet made of potatoes. We’re basically a full-on bakery mafia, and you can be our newest recruit! 🤷‍♂️🍰💊

In conclusion, if you’re tired of your mundane life, bored of your 2D existence, or like, looking for a place where anything is possible (like roleplaying as a potato who thinks it’s the reincarnation of Elvis), then seriously JUST JOIN US! We have everything: drama, adventure, life lessons from bees, and even a legendary game of “Minecraft Olympics” where the gold medal is a golden apple that gives you the power to be a chicken for a day! 🥇🍏🐣

So grab your pickaxe, slap on a smile, and dive into the most chaotic, life-altering Minecraft experience that your brain can’t handle. We promise you’ll never want to log off… or maybe you will, but probably because you’re too busy hugging your lava-pit diamond! Rock on! 🤘💎

Crafting Life: 30s Reset!

success stories after 30, finding purpose, Crafting, reclaiming happiness, life advice for millennials

🚨🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created! 🚨🎮

Are you a wayward soul lost in the cubical void of reality? Did your last attempt at adulting end with you sending a LinkedIn request to your middle school bully? Fear not, dear friend! Join our pixelated paradise where your past failures transform into crafting masterpieces! Here’s why you should dive right in:

Craft Your Own Redemption Arc: Did you accidentally set the kitchen on fire while attempting to cook that gourmet meal you watched on YouTube? Welcome to a place where the only ‘fire’ you’ll deal with is getting burned by Creepers! Build your dream kitchen in-game and cook up all the “not-so-great” memories as potions instead!
Defeat Your Boss: Tired of your job at the Dull Office Firm? Here, you can fight actual bosses! Imagine slaying the Ender Dragon instead of that presentation everyone knows you didn’t prepare for. Plus, the loot is way better than those stale donuts at the staff meeting!
Live the Dream Life: Forget the plain old "find a stable job" mantra. Here, you can be anything from a lumberjack who makes a living off enchanted trees to a successful rancher raising pixelated cows who moo motivational quotes! Yes, you can finally tell your parents you’re a “Minecraft Entrepreneur.”
Surreal Stories: Once, a player joined and accidentally found a secret portal to a dimension where cats ruled the world. They became the official envoy of humans and now have a throne made of glittering blocks. This could be YOU! You could be sending out peace treaties to your feline overlords!
Drama-Free Zone with Daily Shenanigans: Have those awkward neighborhood BBQs got you down? Here, you’ll face the ultimate social test: surviving a night in Minecraft with your friends while discussing conspiracy theories about Steve and Herobrine. Don’t worry, they’re too busy fighting the unholy alliance of Zombie Villagers and Baby Zombies!
Build BFFs: Your new friends aren’t just pixels on a screen! Forge unbreakable bonds as you team up to create the world’s largest floating taco, or even commune with the ghosts of past players who once thought “creatively building” was using a bowl of soup as a potion.
Bottomless Adventure: Whether you’re running from the hordes of enchanted skeletons or trying to hide from the one guy who always steals your diamond pickaxe, this server promises endless laughter and tales that make your high school experiences seem like basic math problems!

So dust off that gaming gear, hit the join button, and embark on the greatest recovery mission of your life! Your past is about to become the lore of legends! Who knew a blocky world could fix your life? Because honestly, what’s an adulting crisis when you can blow things up with TNT? 💣✨ Join us NOW and let’s turn your life from meh to Minecraft!

MessyMedieval Server – Historical/Fantasy ｢Creative | Plots | WorldEdit ｣

Customplugins, building, Buildersutils, Fastasyncworldedit, Plotrp

MessyMedieval Server - Historical/Fantasy ｢Creative | Plots | WorldEdit ｣ Minecraft Server

Website | Discord | Map | Principles

We are a Minecraft creative community and server with a strong interest in historical and realistic architecture. Our core aim is to create immersive and believable builds with fully interactive interiors at human scale, in vanilla Minecraft.

Anyone is welcome to build on the MessyMedieval server. We have a freeplots world that is open to the public, with no restrictions on world edit or other building tools. Furthermore we have a flexible plot system allowing plots to be merged to reach a desired size.

MessyMedieval has a rank progression system where users can submit their builds for approval, gaining access to larger plots and challenging themselves further in an effort to reach the rank of Master within the community.

We have a friendly and welcoming community, Join us today!

Server features:

Creative ModeBuilding PlotsFree WorldEditCustom pluginsBuild submissions & coaching

mc.messymedieval.net

VANILLIUM Vanilla server without griefers Minecraft server

We don’t have privates, whales, teleports, mini-games or other nonsense. Our server adheres to the concept of a pure vanilla server where players create their own atmosphere.

Players create their own role on the server, you can join large cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination.

Server goal:

Many servers are created just to make money.

Our priority is the development and improvement of the project,

and with development, the audience, the interest of players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.

Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:

We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings

Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

IP: vanillium.xyz

vanillium.xyz

Nitro smp

Bed wars, Kit PvP, Parkour, Survival

NitroSMP is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, users around all over the world playing our amazing gamemodes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play

play.friskygaming.fun:25583

MOONPIXEL ANARCHY 1.16.5 Minecraft server

Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

An anarchic minecraft server with a kind and responsive administration,

which will help in a difficult situation.

The server is currently open for beta testing, so if you notice a bug

write to the VK group (@moonpixelru)

But we try to make the server more interesting every day)

Come in

And also join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XU2xWKWfft

MoonPixel.ru

Project z

Custom Gamemodes, Zombie Survival

In a post-apocalyptic world devastated by a cataclysmic catastrophe, the remnants of human civilization have given way to a desolate landscape where the ruins of cities are now the domain of the undead. The once bustling streets are now haunted by hordes of roaming zombies, hungry for human flesh and posing an ever-present threat to the few survivors.

In this unforgiving and inhospitable world, players embark on a desperate quest for survival. They explore a vast open world, where every dark corner can hide a new horror, and every corner can offer temporary refuge. But the key to survival lies in ingenuity, adaptability and alliances forged in the heat of adversity.

Players must rely on their survival skills, ability to find rare resources, and courage to face the dangers around them. Alliances with other survivors can provide temporary shelter and collective strength against zombie attacks and threats from other groups of survivors.

In this world where death is everywhere and every decision can be a matter of life or death, only the strongest and most cunning will survive. Players must navigate carefully, strategize boldly, and always keep an eye on the horizon, because in this world ravaged by chaos, survival is the only rule that matters.

play.project-z.fr

Blocky smp

Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Towns, Factions, Free Ranks

Join us! 😀

blocky.town

Sanctuary | Meitene’s Creative server!

Creative

Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! 🌈Here you will find two fascinating worlds: one with rafts for architectural masterpieces, the other an open world for creativity in a flat landscape. 🌇

Create your own unique buildings, realize fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas! 🚀

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow the streams of our dedicated administrator, who will not only take your inspiration to the next level, but also show you the most exciting moments in our gaming world. 🎮Join us and bring your creative ideas to life in the cutting-edge world of Minecraft! 🌍✨

play.meitene.space

Knight-Z – Survival | Towny | Zombies | Quests | Jobs

Survival, zombie, Economysurvival, Zombieapocalypse, Economy

In the realm of Knight -Z, a medieval kingdom once flourished amidst lush landscapes and towering castles. However, a malevolent force unleashed by the dark sorcerer Malgazar plunged the land into darkness, awakening hordes of undead creatures.

As the sun sets and darkness descends upon the land, the people of Knight-Z brace themselves for the horrors that await them. At intervals during the day, the realm is engulfed in apocalyptic zombie, marking the arrival of Malgazar’s unholy minions. From the depths of forgotten catacombs to the abandoned ruins of once-great citadels, the undead surge forth in a relentless tide, seeking to extinguish all semblance of life.

Server Features!

Towny build protection! /rtp for teleport away from spawn location.Server shops with real market pricingQuests (more being added soon!)JobsZombie Apocalypse!Daily Dragon Reset with Rewards!Player Ranks – /ranks or /rankup

Join us on Discord! Lets discuss any future updates or needs of the server, we will always listen to the players and better the server!

play.knight-z.net