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Age 29 Minecraft SMP Countdown

29 year old, 29th birthday, 42k a year, 50k a year, Adulthood, age, age milestone, birthday celebration, budgeting, career earnings, city income, countdown, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial status, income statistics, median income, milestone birthday, Minecraft, nearing 30, personal finance, salary comparison, smp, turning 29

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1258	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a broke 29-year-old in a city where everyone is making bank? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and start making virtual money instead! We have secret diamond mines, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your hard-earned emeralds. Who needs a 50k salary when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Join now and level up your life in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyBdayCountdown29

aging, aging gracefully, almost 30, Birthday, birthday approaching, birthday celebration, birthday countdown, birthday eve, birthday milestone, birthday reflections, celebration, countdown, CraftyBdayCountdown29, getting older, milestone, Reflection, Reminiscing, time flies, time passing, turning 29, years passing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where time is merely a suggestion! Join us as we celebrate birthdays that happened years ago and travel through time like it’s no big deal.

On our server, you can build a time machine out of diamonds and redstone to go back to 2015 and relive your 29th birthday over and over again. Who needs to age when you can just keep partying like it’s 2015?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. Who knew Minecraft could be so groovy?

So come join us on our server and never worry about getting older again. Time may be ticking away, but on our server, it’s always a party!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Emeralds Found:	995
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Star Shards Collected:	165	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	963	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Players Killed by Monsters:	2840	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	187
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	65768	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Votes:	7227

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

Johnny, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7918	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	261	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8335	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru